verysmallhellhound:

adimals:

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

virgoboy:

me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today you won’t have to do it tomorrow

myself @ me: fuck you…

unshrink:

me comforting a friend:

borderedlines:

i washed my face yesterday why am i still mentally ill

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong